So, the San Diego Chargers lost again in the NFL playoffs on Sunday, 17-14 to the upstart New York Jets.
Despite the fact the Chargers had won 11 straight to end the season and finished 13-3, they fell to the 9-7 Jets in the AFC Divisional Round.
Nate Kaeding missed three field goals for the Chargers--his only three attempts of the game--from 37, 57, and 40 yards. It wasn't the first time Kaeding had
struggled in the playoffs, and who knows, maybe some day he'll end up on the NFL's Top 10 Meltdowns list (which includes kicker Mike Vanderjagt and QB Brett Favre... and also coach Marty Schottenheimer, whom we'll get to later).
Now, the Chargers' recent playoff struggles could be traced to two head coaches: ex-coach Marty Schottenheimer and current coach Norv Turner.
In 2004, with Schottenheimer in charge, San Diego finished 12-4 and won the AFC West, but lost to the Jets in their Wild Card Game. (Kaeding missed a field goal attempt from 40 yards in OT in that one.)
Two years later, Schottenheimer's Chargers finished 14-2 and earned a first-round bye. But the Chargers again lost their first playoff game, allowing the New England Patriots to come back from a 14-3 deficit and win 24-21. Of course, in that game, the noteworthy events were Schottenheimer going for it on 4th-and-11 instead of trying a 47-yard field goal in the first quarter (QB Philip Rivers lost a fumble, which set up a Patriots field goal later in the quarter) and New England scoring 11 unanswered points in the final 4:36. (Kaeding missed a 54-yarder with three seconds left in the game.)
Schottenheimer was gone after that season, having lost six straight playoff games and pushing his career playoff mark to 5-13. As many critics have noted, if you want your team to make the playoffs, you want Marty as your coach. If you want to make it to the Super Bowl, you don't want him. Indeed, Schottenheimer was 200-126 in the regular season with the Browns, Chiefs, Redskins, and Chargers, but his teams had never made it to the NFL title game. (And he had Lin Elliot kicking in Kansas City, and the kicker--like Kaeding--missed three field goals in a stunning upset loss to underdog Indianapolis in 1995.)
Then enter Turner, who had his own dubious record. In 2007, Turner led the Chargers to an 11-5 record and two playoff wins to get to the AFC Championship Game. Alas, despite Rivers' heroics, the Chargers fell to the 17-0 Patriots.
In 2008, the Chargers were 8-8 but beat the Broncos in the regular-season finale to win the AFC West. They upset the Colts before losing in Pittsburgh in the AFC Divisional Round.
And this year, Turner's boys were 13-3 but they lost to the Jets in their first playoff game this weekend.
Turner is now 4-4 in his career in the postseason.
Now, enough of picking on the Chargers and their coaches. What about in Dallas?
Wade Phillips, head coach of the Cowboys, had been 0-3 in the playoffs before this season. The Cowboys franchise hadn't won in the playoffs since 1996.
But that changed when the Cowboys beat the Eagles in their NFC Wild Card Game last weekend. Alas, their magic ran out when they were clobbered 34-3 in Minnesota on Sunday.
Phillips is now 1-4 in his playoff career.
So, Schottenheimer, Turner, and Phillips have not had any luck in the playoffs.
But my question is, why does it take just ONE Super Bowl for a coach to be proclaimed a genius?
For example, whenever there is a coaching job available, for example in Buffalo, you heard about the so-called A-List of coaches who could be possible candidates to take the job.
That A-List includes:
-Bill Cowher
-Brian Billick
-Tony Dungy
-John Gruden
-Mike Holmgren (before he joined the Browns)
Each has a Super Bowl ring. Exactly one. In Cowher's case, in his first 13 years in Pittsburgh, he was ringless and the Steelers had hosted six AFC Title Games but lost five of them.
Cowher was only 8-9 in the playoffs up to that point and hardly a genius.
Then in 2005, the 11-5 Steelers--the AFC's sixth seed--won all four games in the postseason, including the Super Bowl.
And Cowher is forever known as a legend.
A similar deal for Billick, an offensive genius as an assistant in Minnesota.
Billick then went to Baltimore and led the Ravens to a 12-4 record in 2000. Baltimore then routed the Broncos and upset the Titans and Raiders to get to the NFL title game, before dominating the Giants 34-7 in Super Bowl XXXV.
Since then, the Ravens made the playoffs only three more times under Billick before he was fired on December 31, 2007.
The most disappointing playoff loss came in the 2006 season, when the Ravens were 13-3 but lost to the eventual Super Bowl champion Colts 15-6 in their first playoff game.
But, Cowher, Billick, and the others, are geniuses.
With ONE championship.